When I was little, Halloween was the highlight of harvest.
The pick of the crop.
The awesome in my Autumn.
Now, I just feel like it’s lost its spook. There’s no treat left in my ‘trick or treat’.
Every year I look forward to making candy bags with my Mama, and every year I look more and more forward to teaching my own children the tradition. All my friends want to dress up, I just want to pass out candy. All my friends want to watch scary movies and have some drinks, I just want to put my baby in a fat pumpkin costume and hit up the neighbours for candy that I won’t even feed him or her.
I am an old Mom in a 20-year-old body and I can’t seem to shake it. I need a cheap, easy, and quick costume idea and I just can’t seem to be bothered to come up with something creative. Maybe I should really just be an old lady for Halloween.
Grey hair spray, elastic pants up to my boobs. Loafers. Kleenex in the sleeve of my cardigan.
Anyone know where I can get that Eau de Old Lady?